There’s Halloween Crunch? I must find this!

nOoNe WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe

Protip: If you have this attitude while ordering, I guarantee you the staff is spitting in your food.

She’s still worth a lot more than he is.

And his career is literally throwing a ball.

So excited!!!!! *claps hands happily* 🎃

So...Viserys lost a bet with Ursula the Sea Witch?

Oh God, yes, please leave us out of all of this.

What?!! Seriously?! Oh frabjous day! *claps hands extremely excitedly*

Kind of off-topic but there’s a musical that’s set in the Caribbean that is (loosely) based on The Little Mermaid (only with the original, unhappy ending). It’s called Once on This Island. Really fantastic score.

I’ve never understood that gloss on LM. What I saw was, her giving up her voice for a guy was a bad thing. Ursula entices her into it, knowing that her voice is what’s purest and best about her—knowing it’s her strength and without it, she’ll have a hard time getting him to fall in love with her. (Well—he already is,…

I did love that kid. The disemboweled guy FAFO.

Good. For. Her.

The shit she said about her kids, and seeing the horrible things her stans are now saying about them, makes my blood boil. Those poor kids love their mom and don’t deserve the hate their getting.

Wasn’t Clerks originally supposed to have a really grim ending where one of them is killed in a robbery?

Stealing from hungry children. Can’t get much lower than that.

Yeah, she’s self-interested but she didn’t have to speak out about it. At least she evolved. It’s a perfect evolution but the fact that she’s speaking up--at what will likely be a huge personal cost to her safety--says something.

The original novel is creepy. as. fuck. I read it when I was like 10 or something--I remember it vividly describes Pinocchio’s being hanged.

Grandchildren in the male line. Princess Charlotte’s children will not be prince/princess once William assumes the throne, unless William issues a LP to that effect.

Wait, what? The USWNT won the 2019 WWC.