I think Rovell is reading the contract incorrectly.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

So what? Plenty of Poles end with a ‘ski.

These aren’t entertainment complexes. They’re public lands, which people pay taxes to sustain and manage.

Stadium music is going to be lame now that MC Escher isn’t allowed in.

As an owner of Apple I am fucking livid myself. I want a fucking headphone jack and if I don’t get it I’ll sell my share of the company and give up on Apple.

Consider this the latest reminder that SMU didn’t field a decent football team for a quarter of a century because some overly enthusiastic boosters gave some cash to a few players, but a program that systematically enabled the rape of children for decades is now a top-five ranked team. Burn Happy Valley to the ground…

He knew for decades.

Joe knew.

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I want to reply but I can’t stop laughing and don’t know where to start. I’ll just give you a star and a pat on the head for now.

I know that I like to mention Carl’s Jr. whenever I think of posting anything on the internet brought to you by Carl’s Jr. I don’t see what the problem is. But if your problem is hunger, try the new rib-covered burger from Carl’s Jr.

Counterpoint: You couldn’t be more wrong if you tried.

How about he doesn’t know an exact number because no one has gone through the records to count, but he’s saying it is gonna be a big number when they finally do?

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

They changed it in 2014. If a player tests positive for a performance enhancing drug they are ineligible for the postseason that year, even if they are eligible to return for the regular season.

Bonino took one to the face, no whistle... I don’t see where the problem is. The rule states that whistle can’t be blown until the injured player’s team has control of the puck. Which in this case they didn’t, it was a good goal.

Is it the religion that makes them stupid, or the stupidity that makes them religious? Either way, fucking idiots.

You know what’s weak? The religious right in this country pretending they are anything but the Taliban-lite.