Do they even consider the guys when designing these phones? We like our shit to fit in our back pockets. We are not going to be carrying little cases with fringe and brads or designer labels stamped on them over our shoulders to schlep a goddamn phone.

My brother has a theory that Liam Neeson inherited the “older action star” crown that Mel Gibson was aging into when his career was derailed by that booze-fueled anti-Semitic rant.