Mugging for the camera pretending to grab a lady’s boobies is extremely childish, but I think there’s a world of difference between “juvenile” and “disturbing”.

I dunno....I am having trouble finding evidence that the whole “Sawing of the top of black folks’ heads and inserting old white folks’ brains”actually happened. Maybe if they had focused solely on white folks’ discomfort around people of color, which causes them to say stupid shit like “How long has this ‘thang’ been…

I can’t believe that the awards ceremony that began and has continued as a foreign correspondents coke-and-orgy party can’t get their shit straight.

“even though CK didn’t technically touch any of the women accusing him of sexual misconduct”

I thought he was the the cackling monkey lizard thing that sat on Jabba the Hutt’s tail.

“Republicans buy shoes, too.”

It’s practically impossible for these films to leave anything open for surprise, that’s why I still love that controversial Iron Man 3 mid-film reveal. I did not see that one coming.

The rules also forbid any questions about the performers wife leaving them, their dog running away or their truck breaking down.

“Basically, the illegitimate child of an abusive cop is building a snowman the day his mother commits suicide, leading that child to grow up to be a serial killer who cuts off his victims’ heads and puts them on top of snowmen. (Seriously.)“

Alternative headline: Stinker Trailer Snowman Why?

My favorite one is in Spaceballs. The stunt people remain in the scene for so long that they actually get captured by the bad guys. Unreal. Don’t know how it didn’t get edited.

As someone who loves the show and has become curious to try the sauce, I am pleased by this news. Things that make me happy feel like they’re in short supply these days while everything in the world sucks. I understand the actual taste of the sauce will probably be a letdown, but I don’t care. The build-up to…

I guess you’re amazing because you don’t get excited about dumb shit. Congrats? Prick.

“Summer child” as an appelation for a naive person is literally the only piece of Game of Thrones lore I know. Well, that and that platinum chick has nice tits and fucks dragons or something.

Wisconsin just wants to hold out until there is a season 2 guaranteed by Netflix.

It’s been a long time since I watched the version with voiceover narration, but I remember there being a line at the end about how Sean Young’s character was supposed to be a new kind of replicant with a much longer lifespan. I assume Deckard could be wanked to also be one of those types.

He never was to begin with, Ridley went off the rails.

So it was the Gen X version of 13 Reasons Why?

This was entertainingly dopey. It’s less ofa movie then Doug Liman’s GOODFELLAS fan-film starring Tom Cruise, but the collection of weird stylistic choices and the endless parade of character actors make it pretty fun to watch.

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