It’s topical that this five year old comment came up just by chance on the day Bill Cosby’s rape trial ended in a mistrial.

Same reason I wear my Mike Vick jersey when I take my terrier to the dog park.

I’ve been a regular Deadspin reader for a decade and never commented. But I this is the first time I’ve ever felt a pro sport was rigged even though I know it is obviously not rigged. So this long comment.

The Nats are just incredible this year. I know we’ve seen this before, and I know they have let their fans down before, but this is it, man. It’s gonna happen. This is the year the Nats are gonna make it all the way to the NLCS.

There is incredible need for this. The general populous is so ignorant as to where there tax money goes it leads to bad policy. I was just talking to a friend this weekend and he was talking about the debt and how we need to get spending under control. I asked him what he would like to cut the military,…

I remember an era when men were men and short were shorts. None of this down past their knees crap these candyass kids wear today. On a hot day it wasn’t uncommon to see the bottom of your ball sac peeking out. Did we complain? Hell no! Even if it meant that diving for a loose ball often resulted in tearing your…

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

Yeah but the NFL is obviously fixed, and wrestling is real.

Stfu. How many veterans were killed during Obama. Or Bush, or godamn George Washington. C’mon. You’ve got to be kidding me with that bullshit...

Fuck you jalopnik. Keep your political views to yourself. You dickheads assuming you know an ounce of shit about veterans is a disgrace.

Right, because veterans and widows have never ever been at a SOTU address before.

That’s nothing. Most of the big name players from Florida think the alphabet starts and ends with the U.

Some super duper smart school in Flordia.

On arriving home from school, the boys asked their parents what the pussy is and how to fuck her right in it.

If the Millennials can pull off the miracle of speeding up the final two minutes of an NBA game then they will replace the WWII folks as The Greatest Generation.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

I hope his labor goes well.

He went for Dirty Deeds that early? Never go for your finisher right out of the gate. Save the high spot.

Jeez, I am not a huge fan of Pat Summit or Sally Jenkins but that deserves significant recognition as a tremendous piece of writing... Save for "The Glory Days at Goat Hills", I am not sure I have read anything better by a member of the Jenkins' family...