Umbro=Nike

Murdoch paper vs Murdoch paper.

Industrious Koreans defeats Greeks.

Referee is Michael Hester from New Zealand..

lots of empty seats.

I used to have one of those trumpets as a kid. One day it sort of just disappeared.

@Da_Mang: Perfectly legal. If its done poorly then you're totally screwed.

@Da_Mang: It's called the "offside trap"

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Youth soccer in the US is probably too politically correct to produce the talent.

@Scal: Its a trend with Australian right wing politicians

Okaaay ....

@SkaHimself: His mom.

Women already serve on nuke powered aircraft carriers.

I would've went for the OC spray. Way more entertaining.

Hello class,

The franchise is owned by News Corp and they're from Melbourne. Noone like them.

@flightsuit: I think Australisa version of FAA get the job - Australian Transport Safety Bureau.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: It's like a paper bag, embarassed that they got assigned to the vice squad.

@candleflame: