From How Stuff Works - (3/22/2010) What's the scoop on lady poop?

I'm sure Tom Haverford would hit dat

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

@Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal: Gobble gobble

I went to a KHL game and some ahole started a fight.

How about some vitamin D to go with the Vitamin P?

Useful tip: keep your cheese at the BOTTOM of the hill.

Ms. Stewart has coped with the suffocating attention by giving off an air of inapproachability, a tough exterior that Chris Weitz, the director of "New Moon," said she has methodically adopted. "If she didn’t, every teenage girl would see her as their best friend," he said. "They would tear her completely apart."

@twisted_martini: German

Did Sandra say that Clooney once threw her into a swimming pool?

@LittleMotel: [nymag.com]

@wednesdayam: 'The Big One' scenario for California: The likely 7.8 magnitude breach of the southern San Andreas, now long overdue, would kill 1,800 people. Another 50,000 would be injured enough to be treated at a hospital, if they could find one. Utilities would cease; some buildings would be without water for six…

Earthquakes are common in Chile. Atleast theyd be prepared better than most but 8.8 ... damn.

The womens aerials when the Chinese competitor went down, the Australian winner almost couldn't contain herself. Everyone loves to see the Chinese fail at aerobatics.

Next they'll let in ping pong.

If there's a 'Churchill' can there be a 'Queen Mother' or a 'Bette Davis'?

@cate3710: also 20yrs age difference. Botox critic be damned.

@alwayswrite: The objective is to go through all the 'gates' as fast as possible. Being that the gates are close together, the fastest way is go around the inside poles.

@wtfox?!: Its a stereotype that the Olympics are watched mostly by women, thats why the NBC is so sappy and heavy on figure skating and gymnastics.

@alwayswrite: Gate to the groin