@Lizabelle: Too late
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They're famewhores. If the public worships athletes, ergo the spouses are worhiped as well. Athletes are the only people with reliable money these days.
@Yes U Conn: One of the danish sisters, Madeleine Dupont
Great minds have long wondered how to stop a sled.
Your women aren't getting laid and its your fault.
Female snowboarders are pretty cute whereas in the men you get carrot top.
@DM: Syrian skater self-destructs before Israeli judge.
I should read 'Bild.de' more.
Did the commentator on Australian TV just say "there's plenty of snow in Colombia?"
@pesematology: Britons? They love studying the habits of French women.
Dong idols?
A Bic pen cap is perfect for ear wax (mine anyway). Its like a little shovel.
Anyhow, the jokes is on "young hollywood". Girl parts in Owen Wilson movies and be spat out in 5 years.
Hot dog cannon
Fetuses don't pay taxes and I don't think they can be sued in court.
This Russian billboard shows four tires and a condom, and reads, "A complete set of the road rubber." It is presumably meant to advertise tires. Do you get it? I don't get it
@sarahjane_999: pffft .... 48C in Melbourne is a dry heat.
Update: Bikini girls' dance of death near crocs