“Tell me more about the giant Twinkie.” - Fat Donny Two Scoops, Commander-In-Junk-Food

Those responsible for the moose lottery have been sacked.

Much as I would love to see the last of Susan Collins as a Senator (though should she lose no doubt she will become a professional concern troll on Fox), I found seeing the words “Susan Collins” “getting” “fucked” all in one sentence made me queasy.

Ah Maine, locked in an eternal battle with Rhode Island over who gets to be the Ringo of New England.

Today in Maine history, 1980: Cub Scout Todd Rogers won the first-ever moose lottery at the Bangor Civic Center. [Press Herald]

Look, I already agree there is mo bottom to this administration. They can stop trying to prove it to me on a daily basis.

Pence claimed “our ability to respond to this pandemic is substantially better than two or three months ago,” WWLTV reports. And, Pence is correct. The response two or three months ago was shit, and the improvement has been slightly better than shit.

Is there something that shits more than a goose? Other than this guy I mean. 

Two cans of beans AND coffee! He’s going to ‘start the day’ by spending the first two hours of it in the bathroom.

With Republican party leadership, it would be a strategy.  With Trump, ‘long-term thinking’ extends to the next McDonald’s lunch.  

This is ALSO about Pence not being replaced in the VP slot.  This is the one time that Trump can kick out Pence, so Pence has ended any pretense about being an adult in the room till after the election.

Long term strategy to bust teacher’s unions right here.

You would think Conservatives would encourage homeschooling as a way to keep Whayt children pure from being tainted by “librul education” and “mixing with the culureds”. But I know this is all about votes and posturing. What ever reasonable people will say, Trumpies will say the opposite.

VP: We don’t want national guidelines to dictate when we open schools.

I forced myself to watch Trump’s ranting yesterday. I realized by the end that my mouth was agape for most of it. It’s not hyperbole to say he sounded like a lunatic. So many times I said out loud to myself “What the fuck is this guy talking about?!” It really is rather disorienting. His version of reality is almost…

Yes it took years of retraining my own thought patterns. I would see articles about black men being shot and and immediately think “well what were they doing wrong”. I still catch myself thinking it sometimes and have to call myself on it, because the idea that cops are the good guys is SO deeply ingrained.

Yeah, I mean what do you even say to that? That’s just some straight up banana republic shit.

“We are down to kool-aid drinkers and next of kin here at the Trump White House. There are no more adults who will level with the president and tell him he can’t deliver a rally-like rant at the Rose Garden.”

If the worst should happens and she codes, I am starting a list of volunteers to keep up CPR continuously until after Biden’s swearing-in ceremony in January, so that the doctor can’t call it.

Can someone, anyone, please isolate her in a hermetically sealed “panic room,” with triple-filtered purified oxygen, soft-rounded furnishings, and hands free state-of-the-art teleconferencing for four more months? Asking for 200 million friends.