I’d disagree on the last sentence: there’s one longer shot than counting Virginia. And that would be starting over.

I try not to objectify, but the noodle arms of someone who does all cardio, no weight training was the first thing I noticed as well. If she was a competitive rower, she should have arms and shoulders like Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow. Less obviously, she should also have calluses and scars on her hands and a lot…

After all the conflicts Starfleet has engaged in, the particles seems like they could be pretty useful. But Picard and crew still stop the admiral. I know Picard was trying to protect the Ba’ku and loved his speech, “How many people does it take, admiral, before it becomes wrong?” but wasn’t there a way to work out…

So wait, based on the She Wore a Yellow Ribbon context, I can’t even tell whether the original “dog-faced soldier” appelation counts as an insult. Was he actually complimenting her as an underpaid, undervalued professional who shows honor and discipline even in spite of institutional neglect? Because that doesn’t…

By all expert accounts, live births following abortions are not actually a thing that happens, and according to attorney generals from around the country, not a single physician has ever been charged with or even suspected of denying medical care to a live-born infant after a botched abortion.

Klobuchar 2020: “Because you know that regular coffee after 4 keeps you up at night.”

Yeah, I’m reasonably certain Geralt of Rivia has a few quest lines in Klobmentum in the Witcher games.

It certainly won’t be voters that are representative of the electoral reality of the country, which is overwhelmingly centrist. Which makes the nomination of Sanders an electoral disaster on par with 2016.

Can’t speak much for Klobuchar, beyond the fact that she fails my Rule #0 for candidates whom I will support in the primaries: “Do you define yourself as an ‘adult in the room’ because you regularly tell your ostensible voters that they can’t have what they’re asking for?”

“Gah! Minsc will be free! The Kinja greys will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!”

Yeah, if you want to simultaneously get a very accurate understanding of how the 2008 primaries went down, and just how much subtle misogyny was flung at Clinton while she, by her own words, threw the “kitchen sink” at Obama, this is the video to watch:

Hey What’s The Deal With This Person Running Against Susan Collins, Because Fuck Susan Collins

Yeah, that’s the thing. I’m not trying to say anything about the quality of her music, and as a matter of fact, when it comes to music, I really kind of regret pigeonholing myself in the metal and hard rock scene back then, because there are a lot of really great singers and bands that I know little about just because…

Because this apparently still needs to be discussed in 2020:

My experience of who goes on cruises is limited, but that does fit my limited knowledge of cruise ship demographics to a T.

Who do you think those hips were shaking for?

Well, okay friend, keep in mind that as a male, who preferred the Metallica and Nine Inch Nails that had been pushed off MTV in favor of the boy bands and Britney Spears clones that supplanted them, and had reliable access to the internet because I was entering or in college at the time, I was outside of her target…

Well, and also, Shakira is the younger of the two performers, and has had a career based on suggestive dancing for . . . what, twenty-some odd years at this point? I remember first hearing about her as a Britney Spears clone at either the end of high school or early college years, which was twenty years ago now.