Yeah, I can’t help but think that, look, Hillary Clinton did some great things in her time in public life. Not least of which was hoovering up an absolute crapload of fire from the right that might have been spread at lots of other women public figures. We all, even privileged white male gits like me, owe Hillary…

Do you know who Steven Seagal is?

*Spends the next 4 paragraphs arguing Obama ran as a progressive with more language than necessary*

This spoof of Groundhog Day, perhaps one of the most-spoofed movies in history, works only because Jeep actually got Bill Murray. The concept itself is nonsense—Murray’s new Jeep makes his looped day less boring?—but Murray looks like he’s genuinely having fun with his furry friend, who, bonus, doesn’t die in a fiery…

The canonization of St Bernie among his core base is concerning for precisely this reason. I remember how the base turned on Obama. They built him up into a savior the likes of which he could never have lived up to, even if he was so inclined (which I doubted based on his campaign platform).

I’m immensely appreciative, but I can’t but note that as someone who doesn’t have any journalistic training whatsoever, my first thought is so much gratitude as terror at how badly I could screw things up for you. The simple fact is that I don’t know journalistic ethics, and I’m not quite so big-headed as to imagine I…

Yes, this, this, this, this, this.

In a sense we’ve come to our nation’s capital to cash a check. When the architects of our republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir. This note was a promise that all men, yes, black men as…

I personally was reminded of the end scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation’s “All Good Things. . .”

Saying it now: Biden is not my preferred nominee. Biden is still a whole hell of a lot better than Trump, and I will gladly vote for Biden over Trump.

Those weren’t vaginas.

PUT MORE COVERING OVER THE THINGS I LET MY PRESIDENT GRAB, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

At this point, perhaps the strongest argument for a Democratic President is that a Democrat is the only person everyone in America can agree might be corrupt.

“It includes the knob.”

“And it explains why dialogue and debate about controversial, interesting ideas are becoming more difficult in our divisive age. “

Offhand, I’d call this the most unintentionally honest statement Chris Jacobs has ever uttered. On the one hand, I have absolutely no doubt that Chris Jacobs detests the very idea of privilege, let alone its prevalent usage in our society.

I’m not going to condemn you for your views, because I do partly agree. What he did was heinous. But I would also note that Michael Vick is the model for how to apologize, express contrition and do your best to atone for your actions.

Exactly; in psychology, this is known as splitting. It’s common in young children, precisely because they lack the sophisticated mental apparatus in order to integrate multi-faceted, complex assessments of other human beings as having both positive and negative qualities.

Bachelor producer Lindsay Liles posted a casting call on her Instagram page, with a font variation/sepia colorway that really screams, “OK Boomer, let’s find love.”

Yeah, but for me, that was about 91 pages longer than it needed to be. Let me encapsulate my experience of reading Heart of Darkness in one page.