That's a little too much. You don't have to get that close to Gronk to see he's an asshole.

You're doing it wrong.

The way that he stumbles over words a couple times and does literally nothing to sell any of it despite four decades of broadcasting experience is pretty amusing.

As a member of the Jets, he's quite familiar with relatively minor offenses.

This looks amazing.

For reference, this is what a darts match going WELL usually looks like.
Should be noted that Michael van Gerwen won the World Championship last year, and looks like a genetic experiment.

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?"

How do you think Craggs got the gig?

I am Cowboys fan and I am pissed about this! You don't screw over a kid-ever! If some one can come up with a way to get it to him, I will gladly buy this kid a couple games of his choice. This shit make s me insane.

youre a good human being.

On the real though, is there a way of finding this kid and getting him a video game?

Kid: "Led Zeppelin"? The hell am I supposed to do with this junk?

This clearly set the tone for people in Matthew Stafford jerseys getting fucked.

Frankly, those bags would be a lot more effective if the bottles were still in them.

Yeah but will they travel?

As a Knicks and Mets fan, I'm ready for plastic bags.