Maybe they can follow the Thrashers to Winnipeg.

Woman: [hears an argument about the amount of money professional athletes are paid for signing with a professional team]
Woman: [hears a struggle between two idiots]
Woman: [yells at husband to turn off that damn sports radio show]

"Jeez buddy have some decency and cover that thing"

"What? Kill you? No, no, no. I said thrill you. You know, thrill you with my performance tonight."

you can tour a good portion of the middle East and never leave Pennsylvania

Don't forget you can make pit stops in Russia and Versailles, neither of which use the right pronunciation.

Pity the poor fools who were over-the-moon about getting a scholarship lettet to Miami before they noticed "Oxford, OH" in the return address.

Ohio, where you can drive from California to Oregon and still be stuck in Ohio.

And yet, still, there are those who believe that goalies DON'T wear too much equipment.

Who the fuck is cutting onions around here?

I'm hoping he's a she.

And I know fight till the bell and all that, but when Jones raises his hands and Cormier releases him, pretty classless of Jones to unload a combination on Cormier

What a meh fight. For two fighters who supposedly hate each other they certainly showed a lot of caution the whole damned fight. They seemed to spend the last 10 minutes or more clenched up against the fence too scared to take a chance.

Cormier should have knocked Jones the fuck out when Bones put his hands up with 2 seconds left.