The Head Cook at the Shake Shack denies the allegations:

Doc is just unhappy that he's no longer getting Food Stamps since some morons on NeoGaf set up a charity giving page for him.

Nahh dude, I know I saw somewhere on the internet that some guy made a killer set-up with this thing for like $600.

Too pixelated to watch. Is this how all PS4 video streams are?

Better Advice, Don't ask out vaguely alt retail girls...

Or did you miss the last article where a Hot Topic chick spitroasted a super awkward nerd and the internet treated him like the Hans Gruber of dating.

​Ask Dr. Nerdlove: How Do I Ask Out The GameStop Girl?

And the other cars still catch up to him.

My local Gamestops are next to a Subway and a burger joint, respectively. I know the Gamestop and the Subway share trash because I used to work at the Subway. Awesome as this sounds like it could potentially be, yeah, no, eww.

Mine's jammed between a Panda Express, a Coldstone Creamerie, a tailors, and about 2 other stores I don't know. Not only do I not know where the garbage is, but it's not worth digging through day old panda and marshmallows.

You may wanna check your state's laws. Its a federal offense here. Just like going through someone's mail.

Do you live in Greenfield Wi? sounds just like the one closest to me.

"the practice of wading in trash to find things of interest."

You can trade all of it back for an amazing sum of $4.00 dollars. Or $4.50 store credit.

Meanwhile, you make yourself feel superior by making overly broad generalizations, mostly pulled from your ass, about people who dare enjoy something you don't - and end up coming off like an "insecure idiot".

Exact same thing I thought when I eyeballed this article. I mean, how often is Deadspin going to ballpoint things like this? It makes me want to nataleeholloway their computers until they learn not to buzzfeed this stuff.

Honestly, what does saying the same shit everyone says on articles about ultraportable gaming laptops accomplish? What is to be gained? Excellent, you don't value portability, fine, then obviously a product geared towards people who do isn't for you. I don't understand why that's such a difficult concept.

2 Games? It's an add-on at only half the price of the main game. It adds a complete new act on top of alot of other stuff. If you don't like it you can go back to buying DLC. If you ask kindly Blizzard might split Reaper of Souls into 6 DLC Packs 10$ each just for you.

"I'm going to leave a vague comment and assume I'm important enough that other people know who I am and things I've said in the past."

"Ok, Alice. I'll help with just ONE more problem, but then I have to go. I'm late for a very important date."