“Hordes”, not “hoards”.

Cancellation has 2 “l”s.

Lol. You think the ufc has a better known brand than the cowboys?

Comedy is foreign to you, eh?

A ripple of mild interest swept through the 30 people in the stands.

Yeah, I was joking.

Any team that can handle Wales so easily deserves to be champion!

Your video player is garbage.

Welcome to Sploid.

Actually, it’s you who sounds boring.

Waah! I can’t play a video game for made up reasons.

Welcome to Deadspin!

Lol, nah.

Dumb. Just dumb.

Delete your account

You’re bad at commenting.

Garbage person.

Lol. You’re bad at commenting.

This is a stupid comment. Try harder.

Burke is really nailing this “bad sports blog” thing.