real talk - who the heck approved this font? This is awful.

Why so pouty...isn’t the benefit of being a fair-weather fan that you don’t get all emotional when your team stops being good?

I really don’t believe that you looked at Andrew Luck and RGIII and wanted the Redskins to draft Luck BECAUSE you thought RGIII was the better player. That is nonsense and you know it. If your team has a choice of two players, you want the better player. There is no way in hell you wanted the Redskins to pass on RGIII…

Steve Young was more of a pocket passer to begin with, he didn’t run even close to as much as RG3.

Cunningham was good until he blew up his knee, he was not the same after that.

Donovan McNabb was not a running qb. Also, he’s thick.

When he says this, it makes it really hard to pity him:

Ok here’s the thing about a running QB: You’ll get MAYBE 3 good seasons out of him, and that’s if you have a really good o line. After 1, 2, 3 seasons, he’ll be so banged up he’ll need to start throwing from the pocket more. Problem is, he’s been playing football for a long time and he’s always gotten by with his…

I never liked you much Greg. But now that I know you’re from Maryland it all makes sense.

“the NFL’s refusal to adequately protect its players or even acknowledge the sport’s lasting hazards in pursuit of profit; the league’s dismissive treatment of women; the herky-jerky tediousness of the sport itself; the nigh-universal corruption of the pundits and reporters who cover it;”

Welcome to Deadspin. A sports website where the writers don't much like sports.

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

I’m amazed the intern could recognize a little heart considering how much time he spends around RGIII and the rest of the Redskins.

This isn’t the first time an intern landed someone from Washington in trouble.

Turns out he was the only woman on Ashley Madison

It’s amusing the lengths you go to avoid using one word, simply because some joyless schmucks have deemed it politically incorrect.

Eh. Offensive line isn’t great, and the last game I think (although I can’t know) the offensive line was mostly to blame. But both McCoy and Cousins tend to take fewer sacks....he definitely holds onto the ball too long. (Also, isn’t he supposed to be fast or something? I remember him outrunning every player on the…

Ha! That’s funny (but he should send the same message to his inability to get rid of the fucking ball).