So Russian nukes situated 90 miles off the coast of the Continental US wasn’t as bad? Gonna call bullshit on that one...

Where’d you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

Whatever, Bugs Bunny struck out 3 goons with one pitch one time. #goat

I always figured the immaculate inning pitched would be to peg Jose Bautista, then peg Josh Donaldson and then get the next guy to hit into a triple play.

Gotcha. Strictly butt-stuff, so she can say she’s still a virgin.

yeah, when you guys hang out you can go to the beach, I hear he knows a great spot

“it’s designed to work a lot like Tinder, except everyone you meet is in the market exclusively for platonic friends “

As Adrian Beltre approaches his 3000th hit, and almost assuredly being voted into baseball’s hall of fame, I just want to say that this is, without a doubt, the greatest moment of this man’s career.

You cared so little you had to come here and comment.

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

I, myself, am a huge fucking dweeb. GoT was the start of my cats in cosplay photo series and I have no regerts.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

That is why there is idk the entire judicial process and the whole “innocent until proven guilty.”

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

He’s hardcorn, man.

What a spaz. It was right there on a platter for her.