Tornado warning means there was an actual tornado. Were you thinking of a tornado watch?

Works for me, though we’re gonna have to run some crazy new offense with both Russ and Isaiah Thomas on the floor.

I’ve acknowledged that I’d take any rim-rocking power forward in Blake’s place. As for Steph, even if it’s not his best season, he still provides the unique spectacle of launching shots from anywhere on the court with the expectation that they’ll go in.

That’s Joel’s identical twin who absorbed all the calcium from his bones in the womb, right?

Yeah.

Feel free to replace Blake with any PF who does good dunks.

What’s the all-NBA all-fun team this season? I’ve got:
Giannis
Westbrook
Blake Griffin

I have a basic confusion on trades: do the Browns now pay Osweiler’s contract, or will the Texans still provide the cash with the Browns just taking on the cap hit?

The Bills’ new coach is engaging in symbolic acts to elevate his status among the players, huh? I guess it’s true when they say “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

Now for the Cheat to hit something with a golf club. Go Dumples!

Get that man a boombox and some Peter Gabriel.

Looks to me like she travelled.

Men who have sex with men.

...These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
There may be many others but they haven’t been discahvered.

“No, we don’t need to talk and we aren’t going to,” the minor reportedly replied. “You did what you did and I’m not going to give you a chance to try and justify it.”

“You’re supposed to be able to joke about everything” doesn’t make this funny. Finding the humor in hate speech takes some intelligence and wit, which is lacking in PewdiePie’s videos. For instance, people here have been bringing up The Producers as a justification for PewdiePie. But on the contrary, this argument…

Steve Kerr?

China’s military is nearly double that of America’s and Beijing could easily deploy it against the U.S. in the South China Sea.

How’s this take?

Just go out there and have fun. At the end of the day, it’s about results.