...to which receiver should I throw? My mother told me to pick my very first read, and you... are... it!

Waiting for PA DOT.

This happened to me once! It was super annoying, but a nice excuse to take a rest mid-race. The race was the 2003 Equinox Marathon.

A bit too much salt for my taste.

Hi, you must be new here. Welcome! You’ll learn your way around soon, but let me offer a piece of advice: nobody cares about (1) your fantasy football team, nor (2) the details of your reality football team’s roster construction. We just like goofy and/or awesome sporting spectacles.

You know nothing, Woke and Boke.

Naw, old school XCOM vets know that you go straight to plasma, since lasers are obsolete by the time you can field them.

That’s a bit over the top. MLS fans just want to watch great soccer. It’s hard to care much about European teams who mostly play at 3am in cities I couldn’t find on a map. I recognize that it’s better for Pulisic and the USMNT for him to play against top European competition, but it would be nice to get to watch star…

bungled bengaled

Eat shit!

I hate the Yankees, but Chapman looks SHARP in that uni.

There are two ways it could go: once a single state is victorious on the mainland, are they required to come finish off AK and HI in order to satisfy the criteria for victory? If so, the mainland power vs. a few puny islands is no match, especially if they can “win” by reducing the state to rubble via aerial…

Plummer and Nate Jackson get some love from Stefan Fatsis in his excellent “A Few Seconds of Panic”, a memoir about spending a training camp as the Broncos’ third-string kicker. And I trust Fatsis’ opinion, beause he considered Jay Cutler to be a dick.

Jon Jacob? Jingleheimer-Schmidt? That’s my name too!

It’s true that Kronke was a disaster for St. Louis, but for the Rams the move is a huge upgrade. As the team owner, doesn’t that weigh in his favor?

Gotta be Wilpon or Ranadive, as only their ineptitude is likely to cost them control of their teams. And my vote is Ranadive, since the Kings put an inferior team on the court compared to the Mets, and he may end up chasing the franchise out of Sacramento.

>Everybody knows that.

I went to middle school and high school with Carlos Boozer. The only time I ever tried to get to the hoop against him was in a luchtime pickup game when I must have been 13 years old. He blocked me so hard I ended up on my ass in the lane. Even the pros with a reputation for being slow and non-athletic are of a…

Seriously. Those unis are butt.

Olive at 2-9 and Lex, bro! Pie oughtta crust you like a bug.