“Whatever you need”

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Because the NRA doesn’t represent gun owners as much as they represent gun manufacturers.

Because these people get presented as heroes. It’s important to remember they aren’t just because they can slide down a half-tube and do lots of flips.

You would know about things that are very.....very little.

He was her employer. On the other hand, you are dumb.

I am the first to admit my 5 year old son can be annoying as fuck. He’s also 5 and probably doesn’t deserve to be insulted — and being called an annoying fuck is, in fact, an insult — by a grown man broadcasting to thousands of people.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

> I’m not willing to risk further damage to my shoulder for a 3rd place team without its star QB, but I am willing to do so for a chance to win a super bowl with Tom Brady

You say that like it’s a bad thing. Seems perfectly reasonable to me

“I defer conviction until evidence is presented.”

Evidence has been presented, though. 

Were they accused by 4 different people?

On the other hand, you’re not qualified to speak on any matters at all.

What exactly is your profession so that I can actively ignore your opinion on everything else?

Pop is a vet and therefore much more qualified to talk about guns than the vast majority of people in congress.

If your knee jerk reaction to every shooting is to worry more about your toys than the shattered lives of your fellow Americans, you might suck as a human being.

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

Sports are weird, man. I’d be commended for leaving my current employer to take a job with better benefits and opportunities. But god forbid an athlete does it.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot