I wish I could blame 360 dunks on my sore wrist problem.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

The Altima end to the fight

Wine comes in a bottle?

“Uh...okay, what you’re seeing now isn’t technically bullying, but they do seem to be ganging up on her...”

It literally could have been any male between the ages of 12-120 on the face of the planet.

Seeing as the future hasn’t happened yet, exactly how many games did you expect to see on the list?

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

Meanwhile most Americans will be hoping for dead microphones at about 9:05 EDT tonight.

1. Danny Trejo.

Most of Canada is dealing with these new Jays fans that wear Blue Jays gear all the time and have watched like 6 games in the past 5 years.

I’m still stunned every time someone says they eat Subway.

take it easy, dad

Can you get the gif of Lael Collins getting knocked on his ass by Kwiatkoski? That was pretty impressive.

You can find the Saints’ defensive workbooks in every Wal-Mart in Lousiana. The cover is the fleur de lis, but the inside is just 100 blank pages.

It’ll be fitting when Temple takes advantage of a young, inexperienced Penn State defense.

If praise were the only thing they showered at Penn State, this wouldn’t be an issue.