For the love of God, please be Derek Jeter, that bald bastard needs to be knocked down a rung after reeling in Hannah Davis

I’ve yet to get over how fantastic and fitting the Cincinnati “Bungles” nickname is.

John Wall is really underrated at this point. It’s unfortunate his supporting cast is the equivalent of Daniel Day Lewis signing on for Grown Ups 3

Good point, kinda forgot about that

Given that this is a Vancouver based studio, it’s fair to assume this game is based on the Stanley cup riots

I’m sure the studio wants too, it’s just the tight asses at Square Enix won’t greenlight it. I get that it didn’t sell that great, but after mirror’s edge got a sequel, my hopes went up and up.

There’s probably hundreds of beautiful women out there that would suck JJ Watt’s dick but he continually insists on doing it himself

Vancouver fucking nailed it, aside from having no snow of course. Very low spending compared to other games, only 1 billion in costs compared to Sochi costing 50 billion.

To each their own, I do agree with you on the PS3 era designs, those were butt ugly. I can’t behind the PS4 hate though, all I think of when I look at it is, “damn that’s sleek”. I do have the Destiny PS4 though, and I think the all white color scheme is a step above the all black design. Color preferences are…

A horse permanently grounded superman, It’s probably harder than it looks.

what is your ideal console shape?

He looks rather wide for a strength and conditioning coach

It’s a fitting disagreement for the world nowadays

WTF, there’s KFC in Taiwan?

Red velvet Pop Tarts would like a word with you

How much does it cost to park a bus in Dan Snyder’s asshole?

Closing ceremonies are bullshit. If I was in charge I’d just turn the power off, then tell everyone to piss off and find their own way home. Thanks for the debt and bad press dickheads

How would you deal with a poop mid triathalon?

When you say that neither Fitzy nor the Jets had zero leverage in their contract negotiations, it’s truly remarkable that there is zero exaggeration that's statement

Ryan Lochte and Co. have earned USA some real bad blood with IOC officials, maybe they won’t over tum it just to prove a point