I’m a stubborn asshole, so a marathon in 30 degree heat would probably do the trick.

“I feel like I can’t do anything wrong”

I truly believe Ryan Grigson is trying to pull a George Costanza. Be so shit at your job, they'll fire you so you accept the one you actually want

Ryan Lochte looks like Anderson Cooper after a year long bachelor party in Atlantic city

Tell any hotel receptionist in Atlanta that you wanna stay more than two nights and they’ll look at you like your their dead grandmother

Red onion is the tits though, I assume that wasn’t blanketed in the onion hate

I’d love to see a game of 20 questions between the Harbaugh brothers

Joey Bosa’s list would be in reverse order

Hypothetically speaking, transport yourselves back to this years NBA finals. It’s game 7, the Cavs are up 10 points with 5 minutes left, and the ball is inbounded to Lebron. He immediately grabs his butthole, burns the teams last timeout, and hauls ass to the locker room. Half hour later LeBron shuffles out the tunnel…

A North and South Korean took a selfie together in gymnastics, this Egyptian bastard needs to grow a pair.

Phelps is a piece of shit. I watch sports for the train wrecks, and I was hoping that his two DUI’s were the beginning, but he took that away from me. Also, his suicide thoughts are bullshit, he only said that to make his DUI sound less incriminating. “Oh he was in a bad place at the time, we should forgive him”. He’s…

How many Bosa holdout articles have you posted this on around the Internet

They’re skimming the food budget for inevitable ransom costs.

He looks like he breaks into people’s homes to take a bath

Hypothetical scenario here. Take yourselves back to game 7 of the NBA finals, the Cavs are up 5 points with a minute left. The ball is inbounded to Lebron, who immediately burns the last timeout and hauls ass to the locker room. 30 minutes later, after dropping the most excruciating shit, Lebron hobbles out the tunnel…

ratchet and clank is still the king of live action trailers

Biggest mess the Japanese have made since WW2

Any legal arguments should revolve around it being illegal to be this stupid

For me an aquarium is a area full of different fish tanks, but whatever

Aquarium is a bit of a stretch, more of a fish tank. Still dope though, the whole airport is pretty damn awesome