Put it in H!

Me? I can't usually get 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. . . I do love the taste of a good burger.

Well, allow me to retort.

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! What kind of hamburgers....cheeseburgers...No, where'd you get them?...Big Kahuna Burger...Big Kahuna Burger, that's that Hawaiian burger joint, I hear they've got some tasty burgers, I ain't never had one myself, how are they?...They're good...Mind if I try one…

Not sure...

Fire?

That's not PCP, the man is clearly on Kinja.

"That's a nice car...."

How could I forget

When did Piers Morgan become a Top Gear producer?

Because of this piece, I ran to my local Craigslist curious if there were any for sale.

wut

check in with the Albuquerque DEA. They may be looking for the driver too.

If you were to lose traction with them, would it be called an electric slide?

It was quite an Odyssey to get over that Ridgeline.

Thanks for the Insightful commentary. I was going to have a Fit if I didn't see any puns in here.

Thanks for doing your Civic duty by sharing that pun with us.

Well you gotta hand it to that Honda...it managed to make it up that hill on its own accord.