The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

Setting: Locker Room in Wisconsin

I played a 40-minute game of risk against two of my friends one time when both of them decided they absolutely HAD to control Australia

Risk is the best strategy board game you’ve ever played until you play literally any other strategy board game.

BLM is the feminism of racial activism. You here their stated goal and think, yeah I’m good with this. Then you read the myriad of think pieces and watch the YouTube videos of the leaders and realize, oh their stated goal doesn’t match their calls to action.

In the pro/con debate for the house we purchased “natural gas grill hook-up” was in the top 5 pros.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

Dear lord- Pats fans are the most insufferable pieces of shit on earth, this comment solidifies it. Kyle Shanahan lost this game, nothing else.

I blame Freeman more that you do for completely abandoning Ryan to be blindsided by Hightower, but putting that aside, the reality is that that play shouldn’t have mattered. At all.

WHO IS DRIVING??? OH MY GOD BEAR IS DRIVING!!!!

Oh I did see the point the author was making.

“Even though I felt zero desire for him, it ultimately seemed less taxing to get drunk and let him have his way with me later that night.

He’s a zombie dragon. Who gives a shit about the logic of him being able to breathe fire?

it’s like Larping, but kinda exercising?

So a person cuts their neighbor, cuts a cop, gets shot, gets a protest. Judging by the pictures in the tweet, mostly white crowd surrounds vehicle, lady walks towards front of vehicle, then a guy jumps onto the hood from the side of the car, driver accelerates and hits the lady.

And he quit his job without giving prior notice!

This franchise is what you get after a Disney ride impregnates the Saints.

I’d be shocked if Nixon didn’t have a dossier on each President’s weaknesses in case he had to fight them. I say his paranoia and wrestling heel tactics take the day.

There is no bigger Presidential Bad-Assery than Teddy Roosevelt. Teddy once took a bullet during a campaign speech. He looked at the wound and kept on talking. He also left his horse behind and charged up San Juan Hill ON FOOT. That dude was Chuck Norris long before Chuck could do Chuck things.

Bush I was a pilot in WWII, director of the CIA, and captain of the Yale baseball team.