Oh, God, shut up. Storing a historic book isn’t the same thing as believing in it, you edge-master.

Except that’s not what you said Mr. Edgy. You said “don’t store it.”

True, they aren’t the same technology. But they were advertised with the same benefits.

Yes, fuck cultural history.

What about “years” or “terabytes” are metric?

Years aren’t exactly SI, though, being an older system of telling time based on radians as opposed to a systematic definition of physical properties based on a common molecule and arbitrarily advancing in multiples of 10.

A symbolic reference to the Gutenberg press completely wasted on an uneducated pillock.

No matter how many billions of years it actually is, you can guarantee that the warranty will run out on it about 2-4 months before it actually breaks.

It’s a long term backup storage, not a hard drive.