I’ll just drop this here...

Apropos of nothing, Give Kyle MacLachlan a Star Trek

Forget Darth Plagueis the Wise.

Dan Olsen did a thing about this clusterfuck of an adaptation on Folding Ideas that was super interesting. Basically, they were trying to make a real movie from garbage source material and James was furious and kept trying to bully all of production into not changing her shitty fanfic

Still a better love story than ...

He’s actually pretty great on Strange New Worlds.  

Inhumans was... underwhelming.

the story no longer has to follow the plot of FF7.

Once you go Neill no one else makes you feel.

+1 for the almost-rhyme

Once you go Grant it’s hard to go back

Look! Look! We got a Last Jedi hater here! We got Last Jedi hater!  See?  Nobody cares.

That tracks. Crypto bros are the type to call women “females” and become angry if they are wearing clothing. 

It is most definitely NOT “one of the best sci-fi movies of 2022.” It is the single best movie of 2022 regardless of genre and nothing else comes close.

I just realized the end goal of cryptopia is to make the real world the same Ferengi resource grind that they grew up with in video games.

Elon Musk, the man who became a billionaire but couldn’t stop being a loser.

Please use this sad Wario photo instead of the cowboy hat photo for any future Musk-related articles. Or even better, just include a picture of real Wario so we know it’s it’s an article about Musk but we don’t have to see is fucking face.

I am so much more productive and happier since working from home. It’s so great

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

You’re missing so, so many other good tweets from this.