“An adaptation of Polish author Andrzej Sapkowski’s fantasy series”
It’s not an adaptation... It’s a sequel to the books. Seriously, it’s been 15 years since the first game, get with the program already.

Veeeery loosely

Hopefully it’s gonna sound better than the robot Luke in Book of Boba Fett

It wasn’t a bad game for it’s time. Has a lot of good stuff in it. But the overall gameplay and graphics aged poorly, the combat is clunky, and the Yu-Gi-Ho! card collecting is cringy af and needs to go.

The spin-offs are still shambling, unfortunately

he dead

TRICERATOPS!

Nah, Wes was a magical super baby genius who could do no wrong. Jake was a normal teenager who grew up into a normal young man. Ben and Jake was one 0f the best father/son relations I have ever seen in fiction.

Yeah, it’s amazing how poorly this film aged. Ledger is trying his damnedest, but everything else is so boring and bloated. The plot is all over the place, and the ending? Jesus Christ, could Nolan go up his own ass more than this? Nevermind, of course he can.

Found it!

He started like that. But it quickly became clear that he is cool as fuck, absolutely badass, and also 100% gay.
I can’t find the exact quote, but he has a line about not giving a fuck about what people think about him, even though he knows everyone out there judges him for who he is, and that’s really awesome for a…

Barack Obama is scared of him.

...Selling ingame items for real money is something that has existed for at lest 15 years. Stop trying to reinvent the wheel. There is no need for this NFT bullshit.

Yakuza 0 (prequel)

This is the only time I will allow the usage of “slaps” in this way.

Some games, like Majora’s Mask and Phantom Hourglass, are direct sequels.

Nah, Mako was so hilariously bad it crashed right into being awesome

While we were engaging in premarital sex, he studied the blade

I mean, he is a former space cop who learned the error of his ways. Then he became Space Batman.