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That's not a Pokemon. That's the fourth Pillar Man.

Damn right

Why are the studios so afraid of recasting these days? It used to be a completely normal thing.

Sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar

I think this is one of those movies that you had to see when it came out, because when me and my Wife tried to watch it for the first time this year, it was completely unwatchable.

Whatever, but PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE, let the man make another Transformers film!

IT WAS HIM, DIO, ALL ALONG

That was a very gouda pun.

Not trying to be a douche, but shouldn't you take your hat off when you're inside? It's considered rude in my country, and I think I heard somewhere that Japanese people think so too.

It is, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

This big, bulky bald guy got completely hammered, and I found him sleeping in the hallway, with one hand up his trousers and snoring like a fucking T-Rex. I’m a scrawny little bastard, so it took me a while to drag his ass into the bed in his room and leave him there, with the door closed so I won’t have to hear his

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE, I misread the headline and for a moment thought that Masako Nozawa is dead and they’re looking for a replacement. Don’t scare me like that!

Was this written by an artifical intelligence or something?

Honestly, I have no idea what this guy is rambling about.

“doing mean things and supposedly bad thing”

No, Malcolm Reynolds is an antihero. Danny Rand is a terribly written and acted hero.

You guys are gonna be sooooo disappointed. The film is a huge mess, has no plot whatsoever, and drags terribly. The only redeeming thing is Jonathan Pryce, he's having a time of his life in this role. The resr, unfortunately, is a below average Gilliam flick.

The problem was that all of the great ideas that you mentioned were tied together but a very weak, poorly written script. For example, all of the painful secrets of each character were explained in one big exposition dump, instead of some subtle hints - e.g. it would be enough to just show us the damn scars! This and

Holy crap, you are right. I somehow got them confused with io9.

Ha, those are my exact thoughts on seeing the trailer. Good to know I was right.