Best version, hands down.

Judge Reinhold?

“What did you want him to appoint, a car salesman?”

I concur with the intrusiveness of those godawful headrest monitor announcements. So annoying. Just give me an old fashioned 1 minute safety protocol over the PA. Is it that hard?

A six hour flight with United’s legroom should be banned in the Geneva Convention.

You’re also forgetting that if your annual income was $10,000, you’d probably be exempt from federal income tax since its such a low amount.

Wasn’t planning on voting (I don’t live in a swing state - IL), but the ABA’s asinine ad onslaught opposing sugar taxes has motivated me. I’ll probably skip everything else on the ballot except my affirmative vote in favor of the sugar tax. :)

FEDERALLY INVESTIGATE THEM!!!FEDERALLY INVESTIGATE THEM!!!FEDERALLY INVESTIGATE THEM!!!FEDERALLY INVESTIGATE THEM!!!FEDERALLY INVESTIGATE THEM!!!FEDERALLY INVESTIGATE THEM!!!FEDERALLY INVESTIGATE THEM!!!

Or... you could just skip the middleman and use isopropyl alcohol.

Dumb guy here... Do we have the technology to create this in space yet?

I’ll always think of him as Lyle, the surly intern from Letterman

I only eat ice cream from singing cows

Who would have thought a bunch of young adults who look like future used car salesmen would act like used car salesmen?

Many look upon the GF as evidence that we’ll destroy ourselves in the future.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IHeartMedia#Market_share

And this is why I specially curated a shitload of playlists from tens of thousands of songs on an ipod so I don’t have to hear commercials or pay anything a month.

Nobody who watches these awful network shows would even remotely know how to pirate something.

I just remember having to level grind for hours... days on end. The most grinding in any FF game I ever played.

My first smartphone as well. He’s a little slow, and his battery life leaves a little to be desired, but I still love him... *sniff*
I am also a fan of the smaller size....Larger screens have no use to me....And the squared edges fit perfectly on my dashboard to serve as a GPS. Oh what to do...

My 4s has survived nearly 5 years with nary a scratch.