It’s probably that PFC from the 80s is still around as a SgtMaj and is sending out nude revenge porn. Something about 29 Palms makes people nuts.

Right? Who wouldn’t want a mud pit next door? It’s the dream!

I can only assume you mean Hannity’s next bowel movement? Literal or figurative, whichever applies.

your 14 year old is ferociously beating his meat literally any chance he has more than 17 seconds of free time.

You let your 14 year old son surf adult web sites? That’s kinda irresponsible, don’t you think?

Maybe your son would be more comfortable with the “How to Eat Ass” post.

If the meat is at temperature, and being trimmed before sale, I’m not particularly disturbed. Of course, I raise and butcher my own chickens, and hunt for venison and turkey, so I have to butcher my own food, which is a good way to make you less squeamish...

Subprime sales. So in a way, yes, its all people who make bad decisions.

I get super snarky at Costco. I just know I’m going to get punched one of these days when I roll my eyes and sarcastically say “Gee, I have no idea what the hell frozen pizza tastes like... better drop everything for a sample.” I’ll probably deserve it, but GAH.

The free samples are precisely why I hate going to Costco. I want to get the shit I need and leave. I don’t want to spend and extra 20 minutes doing it because of all the assholes who swarm the free samples and block the goddamn aisles with their shopping carts

The secret behind Fortine’s success: It’s free. Obviously that’s not the only reason, but it’s certainly the primary reason they are able to reach the sheer number of players they have. If this was a $20-30 game, it wouldn’t have 1/10th of the players.

• The little boy’s very subtle Force-pull on his broom at the end.

Isn’t Kylo the one who told her about her parents?

As someone with a thing for noses...wow. I just wish she were younger. That thing was epic.

I’m so happy I stopped watching this show.

Comparing Sam Smith to Luther Vandross is absolutely insane. Sam Smith isn’t even that good of a singer. I hate the fact that he’s what passes for R&B now. His maudlin, whiny tunes are strictly adult contemporary.

You know your life is in jeopardy when momma comes at you all calm, smooth-voiced, and hair, makeup and nails are on point. I stood at attention during her video th n clapped giving her a standing-O.

My favorite thing about this is that the racist moran didn’t use enough stars in “N***r.”

Just to highlight how ridiculous this is, I can drive 30 minutes from my house in Indiana into Ohio where I can not only buy alcohol (including cold beer) on Sunday, but can do so at a drive-thru liquor store.

Hoosier here, it just keeps being more byzantine by the year it seems hahaha.