A Muslim feminist, now that’s something I’d love to see.

Apartments have noise restrictions, sounds like he didn’t read his lease.

Obligatory Yakov Smirnoff reference:

Adult anti-vaxxers. Still dumber than the average bright 12 y/o.

Several anti-vax organizations have been pooling their collective intellectual powers

She did date John Mayer.

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Isn’t he a serial 25 year old humper? I honestly don’t know much about it, it’s the general impression I seem to have formed of him.

Cant behave: I will agree with

All the stars for “Sentient Pinterest Board”.

Or you know, she’s Indian and that’s how our brows look.

Jesus, let’s just hope it’d be the same year as Lin-Manuel Miranda because at least then neither of them would win.

I don’t care about Bond in the slightest but if this Sentient Pinterest Board wins her inevitable Oscar for a Bond Theme Song, I am going to riot.

Publicity-wise or persona-wise?

TIDDLYWINKS

THE HOUR BETWEEN ME FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS AND IT BEING REPORTED ON JEZEBEL WAS THE HARDEST HOUR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I AM SURPRISED I AM EVEN STILL ALIVE.

Swiddleston!

HIDDLESWIFT

Lord and Taylor bahahahahaha

WHAT’RE WE CALLING THEM? T-HIDDLES? TIDDLES? LORD AND TAYLOR?