Ha! Too funny. Couldn’t stay away from the “momma” jokes!

Here’s a hint: if he was a racist, it would have shown up a loooong time ago.

Rug munchery is heinous, especially if it’s being done by a face like that!

Well? Is she a thug or not? Let’s get some film and see if she can speak standard English, or not pepper sentences with, “youknowaddaImean?”

She’s lucky he didn’t call her “fugly”. That’s one thing she wouldn’t have been able to collect on as defamation...

Those people, though. They look positively beaten.

The picture that accompanies this article couldn’t be better at summing up what happened here: some lib-dildo so anthropomorphized this tiger, so zoomorphized herself that she forgot IT’S A TIGER!

“You have...”? I see. It’s all about you and how you feel, right?

Offer Matt a bj if you really care. Sucking up with words won’t be half the gift a suck off from a face plant victim would be.