Goddamnit! I don't know how to express myself, unless through anger and personal attack.

I have many various pictures of Jay-Z and other peoples' parents. He just isn't aware that I took them.

I knew True Detective was missing something, I'm just glad someone smarter than I figured out that that something was homoerotic car chases and bro-speak.

This made me spit out my drink in failed suppressed laughter. Good show, sir.