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Sadly it has not, Cookie. I left the Marines in September, and after serving 6 years in a half-dozen units I can safely say I only know 3 or 4 fellow liberals in uniform.

I once had a picture I drew when I was 11 printed in Beckett DragonBallZ magazine. You just know my Tinder profile says "published artist".

Sir Loin (MC Pee Pants)! So that he can melt down the walls of the 1st National Bank and steal money to pay off the patio furniture he rented and destroyed, thank you very much. For the shorties!

You wanna really experience this smell? Go to Marine Combat Training at Camp Geiger in NC. You spend almost a whole month in the forest sleeping in tin or wood sheds and the only method of bathing is baby wipes. Lots of baby wipes. It's extremely disgusting to experience/imagine, but I think that Whore Baths are how…

O'Neal's beautiful prose made me tear up.

"Sorkin should apologize for making the Social Network. Period. Movie sucked. Should've been about me." -Tom

Questions, questions, too many questions!

NCAA scholars Key & Peele also noted 3 pumps is excessive celebration.

Turns out Eugene didn't just look like Dr. Danny McBride, but acted like him too. It was quite fantastic.

I hope I'm not the only one who got a Studio Ghibli vibe from watching this. The painted aesthetic reminded me of Ni No Kuni's video sequences.

It was, and please don't call me Shirley.

Same. It's rather disconcerting.

Derek Waters to direct!

I think she could take plenty of other female comedians in a fight. Like Amy Poehler or Portia de Rossi, or… I'll be in my bunk.

"Dads' Brenda Song" is as awful an association as "Helter Skelter's Charles Manson."

Me?

I told you, Dan, Pops just wants to spread the love! Everything is gonna be gravy.

How many of those 301 missing Michael Bay Rules do you think directly reference explosions/explosives?

The lady and I broke up :/ On the other hand, I got into 2 more grad schools, bought a new (used) car, and have more job interviews lined up for later this week. Also, I started playing Destiny on PS3, it's okay.