“as [Dave] was getting disassembled and scattered into the void of space by Hakeem Olajuwon”

“From hell’s heart I grind at thee Dick Tree!”

Couldn’t find a “Middle East”. This will have to do.

How about this criticism (in addition to the ones in the article, which don’t focus on religion): one of the tweets above asks what reason any married person would have to dine alone with someone of the opposite sex, ever. And the answer to that is simple: the same exact reasons a person would have to dine alone with…

My dad used to call that a “Hooray for me and shit on you” attitude.

I dont know you, but I love you.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Nah man. Spurs or Dubs. Pop and Kerr have been the most vocal against 45.

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

Give him a break, everyone knows his beverage of choice is rum.

“FiveThirtyEight’s prediction model gives...” Hahahaha.

I think I was just still mad at the other guy who was making a similar point to yours but was being a condescending asshat to an unbearable degree. Also, your tone struck me the wrong way, intentional or not. Admittedly, reading tone on the internet can be difficult, and the assumption always moves towards asshole.…

The guy who scored the fourth-most points on the fucking Dream Team.

Kind of on-topic - We have a pet cockatiel and have to put stickers on the windows so he doesn’t fly into them. I know - birds are stupid.

It’s a special moment when you can say ‘Thank god for that monster truck rally’ and have empirical evidence to support it.

zen and the art of mediocre management

Either a barbecue chicken restaurant or a wool sock on a lonely night.

The Summit at Snoqualmie. LOL. It’s close to Seattle, but no one thinks of it as anything other than a place that’s cheap and close. Crystal Mountain is probably the best spot in Washington, but Washington is literally surrounded by better resorts in B.C. (Whistler), Oregon (Mt. Bachelor) and Idaho (Sun Valley).

Krang’s body come to life.