Which totally explains why Comey went in front of Congress to talk about how he was investigating Clinton and then sent out a letter days before the election to cement moderate opposition to her based on some vague specter of “emails”. If the FBI were actually investing Clinton’s emails, mentioning that publicly…

Looks like someone was triggered. Do you need a safe space, precious little snowflake?

It’s not that they can’t, it’s that it’s advantageous for their narrative if it were all about him, in particular.

Did you see where he turned in a triple double without scoring more than 10 points? And that that’s like the 5th time that’s ever happened since they started keeping track?

Is that why she speaks like she does? I felt like an ass for chuckling at her constant slurring, but this makes me feel better.

I think the problem isn’t that the story is bad, it’s that the pacing is a mess. The majority of my playthrough was spent on Chapter..4? Right before you go to Altissia, when the world really opens up and you get a metric ton of sidequests. For the longest time, I just didn’t really give a shit about Noctis and Co.,…

When I was younger and broker, I would buy a ton of ramen packets, use some low-salt seasoning, soy sauce, fresh garlic, frozen veggies, frozen shrimp, and crack an egg or two in there. It’s like prison-style ramen.

Cup Noodle and Maruchan are basically interchangeable.

My 30-year old girlfriend asked me, when I first started playing the game, if there was sex in it. When I told her no, her response was, “Oh, that’s boring”. She’s not a gamer, but maybe she’d like The Witcher?

Ardyn makes reference to waiting for Noctis in the afterlife, then we get a cutscene of the two of them in some weird metaphysical space (not unlike the space we saw inside of the crystal) and Luna comes in to fuck with Ardyn just when he thinks he’s got Noctis by the balls. We also get a voiceover from the very much…

Sorry for my ignorance, what’s a rubberband combat system?

Except Trump had no real message and was all tone.

Analogies are a rhetorical strategy.

Right, it is what it is, but that doesn’t mean we have to assume that it wasn’t written with bias, because it very clearly was. Once we’ve accepted that the men that wrote The Bible were fallible, then the necessary conclusion is that using it as some kind of moral arbitration device isn’t any better than using any…

Part of the problem is that we really don’t know what it is that Jesus taught because they’re all allegory filtered through the lens of the author, which includes the author’s own biases. That’s how you get Old Testament wrath and vengeful god being the same entity as the New Testament love thy neighbor and turn the…

Nope, we had actually shifted to talking about Madoff and his investment returns, not Trump’s tax returns.

Except he produced positive returns investing in asset classes that themselves were swinging negative. If you looked at his returns contextually, anyone could see that his returns were fiction. See? I know something you don’t, but I don’t assume you’re an idiot, just uninformed about something relatively esoteric.

I get that it’s not prosecutable, I also don’t care because I’m not a prosecutor. Your insistence that everything adhere to either a black or white legal diametric is itself naïve. It’s almost like you’re a law school student that’s never been out in the real world. I mean, they never convicted Al Capone on murder,…

The notion that Donald has to have a formal equity stake in her company for him to benefit in some way is naive.

I mean, that’s not how it works with USPS, which is a pretty obvious analogue. But yeah, you’re all ginned up and foaming at the mouth, so don’t let reason intercede in your anti-government tirade.