I hate that you’re so right.

“How dare a local business be more interested in paying their employees than adhering to some vague notion of city pride by not supporting a franchise that fleeces us taxpayers to build a monument to Megatron’s butthole!”

Uhh...no. Trump was gaslighting poor white people into thinking that they should participate in the gains of the investor class, channeling that rage, fear, and sense of entitlement that has gripped white blue-collar workers. Trump, I’d wager, is actually unaware that income inequality is a thing (hedging my bet a…

I’d like to pause for a moment for your last sentence to fully air out: if Trump weren’t such a fuckwit, he could have been Donald Sterling. It truly bottles the mind.

Genuinely curious why that was called a flagrant 1, rather than a tech or an ordinary, albeit hard, foul. I swear I’ve seen much more contact go uncalled and for it to escalate to a flagrant 1 is puzzling to me.

How many good guys with a gun does it take to be a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

At least you’re eating good butter.

Bro, get a hobby. There are infinitely more rewarding and lucrative things to do with your free time than intentionally being a dick to people on the internet.

This game looks really interesting to me, but I also am on a Mac(book). Forgive me, I’m not really up to speed on Steam, but even through Steam it’s Windows-only?

The best dictionaries are the ones supported by advertising from Hulu. Also, it’s a good thing you completely undermined what you said. You said that “Mexican” can only be used as an adjective when describing the language and here, in your source, are cited three examples of using the adjective, one of which has…

No Eichler?

I’ve been drinking spicy-spiced bourbon apple cider lots recently.

Chinese wor-wonton soup, spring rolls, Coke in a glass with a shitload of crushed ice, and Alka-Seltzer. I go full nuclear option on hangovers now that I’m over the age of 30.

This is pretty brilliant. He queues up something the right has been rabid for, gets tons of publicity, and gets a national stage to put on this absurdist satire of the right’s criticism of legitimate protests. I’m Team Tullipso.

This was way too easy. His name is Horny.

This. Yeah, there are whack-jobs that he’s nominated to key cabinet positions (shudder), but if it came down to it, most rank and file and most mid-to-upper echelon commanders would defy Trump. They took an oath to serve the nation, they didn’t make a blood-pact with the blonde boil on Satan’s perineum.

“Also the only time Mexican can be an adjective is if it relates to the language being spoken”

$20 says Brut, Drakkar Noir, or the original Polo scent.

Rather than the Cleveland bandwagon fans, who are a delight.

Dude, Mexicans speak Spanish.