I did and I am going directly to hell.

Oh no you did not.

I’ve never read a more beautiful story that started with a can of creamed corn to the face. Actually it’s only story I’ve read like that. But it’s still beautiful.

With Mother’s Day coming up tomorrow, I just wanted to share the story of when I was eight and my mom threw a can of creamed corn at me in a grocery store. In her defense, she did yell “Here, catch!” as the corn was halfway through its trajectory; just in time for me to look up, ensuring it hit me square in the face.…

Two Corinthians, one cup.

they are friends. ugh rami, sweetie, wake up. dont talk about how you appreciate women but keep being buddy-buddy with this guy.

So weird that was my reaction too. Out if those folks he seemed different than that (because I have strong opinion and on people I have never met :))

It’s my almost birthday. So I made today my birthday because tomorrow is Mother’s Day. I want two days about me. So I drank a bunch of wine. Go me.

Assholes. I’m day drunk. Lady Heather is not holding back.

That’s me. Not holding back. You should have seen the WTF gesture I gave to the guy speeding through my neighbourhood. He’d probably smoke in the bathroom at the Met as well. Fucking asshole.

Fuck them because we, as olds, grew up completely surrounded by images of people being cool for smoking. Last night I was having a nightcap and listening to a record and I caught myself thinking “all I am missing is a cigarette.” I DON’T EVEN SMOKE. I wish I hadn’t grown up at a time when we were saturated with images…

I had assumed Rami would be cooler than “yeah! let’s sneak into the girls’ bathroom and smoke!” Arrested development much? Everyone else sucks too, but I already had a sneaking suspicion that they did. Rami, tho.

This proves everything I suspected about celebrities named that I do not like, and makes me like Rami Malek less

“When young people see glamorous stars smoking and flouting the law, it undermines the progress that has been made in de-normalizing smoking and increasing awareness of smoking’s health risks.”

90% Dem voter turnout? Seriously?

Ahem. It’s LESIBAN SHITASSES TO YOU!!

Kara, maybe you could add something on the main page to differentiate each post...like maybe a short description of each post or even a time stamp? Just an idea :) :)

How bout a picture where you are smiling?

Nobody, but nobody wants to see this movie with me. My choices are to go alone or ask my husband’s skeezy fantasy loving friend. I’m leaning towards alone with a water bottle of wine.

I don’t care how mind numbingly stupid this movie looks, I want to see it.