I just got back from vacation in Egypt and it was literally this, tourists from a single destination being shuttled to their various hotels. We booked a in a chain hotel so we knew (mostly) what to expect, others weren’t so lucky. The complaints on the way home a week later were priceless...

Rollin’ Coal, baybee.

That’s barely wine money.

And now, some juicy copyright goss involving Beyoncé and her child, Blue Ivy. Beyoncé reportedly filed to trademark Blue’s full name

I can’t imagine the letter he sends to the people who design his oversized suits and hats.

I hate that people can actually make a living doing this—or are they rich people who just get a little extra cash shilling crap to idiots who want to associate themselves with celebrity in the hopes that some of it will rub off on them?

But the cheese sandwiches!

I’ve sort of seen it in the pre-Uber days when people took Blue Vans at airports to avoid getting ripped off by cabs. Around the destination city you’d go, some people headed to the Ritz-Carlton, others to shabby third-tier motels in sketchy parts of town that probably offered hourly rates. I was on a ride with a…

If she doesn’t know who Kylie is, then anyone of us could be Kylie. Am...am I Kylie?

Hot take.

I’m good with not knowing.

Not wild dogs, but just wild pigs.

Jesus fuck, I HATE the term/’job title’ Influencer.

I’ve never done this, but they don’t tell you your hotel ahead of time?!

Meh, Ja Rule wanted all the perks of being associated with this but then basically had to say “who thought it would be this complicated?”

This is honestly the gift that just keeps on giving. I keep founding out more about of lazy, entitled and sexist the organizers and the all the lawsuits and misery just make me happy.

Ha! I just googled him (his named is burned into my memory) and he describes himself as an “intellectual conservative” and hosts tea party candidates’ campaign parties at his house. Bullet dodged!

OK Kris.

This is really annoying to me. I’m pretty sure Paris Hilton didn’t birth Kim Kardashian, therefore she didn’t “create” her. Secondly, sure Paris let Kim into her posse, but she certainly didn’t build her empire for her. Paris herself has not had to do any real work to build her wealth. I’m rolling my eyes so hard…