You are now doomed to do just this you know...

Yes, but blood on a cut avocado will prevent it from turning brown.

IF FEMINISM HADN’T POISONED YOUR MIND YOU WOULD FIND IT HAWT AS FUK!

Staahp. The Hitler Mustache. The part 2/19. The needs to eat a sandwhich look. Some kind of weird balkan flag. THE BLACK CURTAINS. Staaaahp doing this to me. It’s too easy.

That’s like medieval or some shit.

Piers practically owns himself.

Please don’t post my photo without permission.

This is what I really worry about with sororities and fraternities. 18 - 21 is a time when, from a developmental standpoint, people should be learning really specific social skills: How to build friendships on the basis of individual compatibility instead of institutional affiliation. How to be friends with people of…

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

This is the correct answer:

That’s new. “Granola” has a long history of meaning “hippie”.

dilemma takes me back to the time I had a ridiculously large crush on Nelly.

“Doggo” and “pupper” are acceptable.

Joking about turning your own daughter out is hilarious. Ha. Ha. Ha.

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

🎶 Hey, DeVos! Leave those kids alone! 🎶

🎶 He does need that self control. 🎶 <- Trump

Of course they don’t all need star wipes.

It’s Spicer…