Wow. Margaret Atwood was exactly right. Men really are afraid women will laugh at them.

Those of us who are permagrays salute you and wish you well.

...profits?

Alas, it was my slip-up—I meant to write “water is wet.” However, I have learned from some good folks in the comments that pure water is actually a faint blue. I cannot pretend that I was referring to that, but still! The more you know! Anyway, sorry to have caused so much cringing.

Insightful.

I’m ignorant, but how does that work?

Hey now. We have no idea when she got the slice of pizza. We only know she was immobile on a subway with her pizza on the floor at that hour. The pizza would’ve been purchased at 7pm the night before and her family’s sitting at home sad-eyed and starving with the little one saying something naive like, “Mummy’s on her…

I’m gonna chat with him when he comes for dinner. Set the boy straight.

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

Hahhahah he wanted people to go to college and not be crushed by debt, sick burn

Love her. “Do it on my twin bed” is an all-time fave.

I saw some tweet to the effect of “they’re learning how most people live in developing countries” and I could only think wtf. You think most people in developing countries live in tent cities with no food or water?

As someone who is a product of Jamaican slums I can’t help but be perplexed by the people making pithy internet comments about rich kids learning about living in poor nations because they were inconvenienced at a music festival. Whatever fuckery Ja Rule has going on is no way comparable and kind of highlights why…

What’s with everyone using the “shitty family camera from the 90s” filter all of the sudden?

In somewhat good news, most experts reviewing the Antiquities Act believe that there is little he can do to recind monuments designated under the act. That is the whole point of it. Even with all the crying here in Utah (I’m a Utahn) of ‘this is an abuse’ and also, ‘wah wah wah’ because all they want is to use the…

How about adding in ‘fucking’?

Loathe! Despise! Detest! Abhor! Revile!

Starred for the creation and/or use of the phrase “Cracker Institute for Fuckshit.”

It’s late, I’m tired, and I read that as “Interior Secretary Ryan Lochte” all the way through and yet it made perfect sense that way.

Next year she should ask applicants to write about misogynoir, apparently.