I don't know if you're intentionally referencing ICP lyrics, but here's a sample from Night of the Axe:

"Buy Dumbo™️ brand blackface paint!"

His water balloons hold 660,000 gallons and can take out full battalions.

Sorry, can't help you there. But how do you feel about dating Natalie Dormer?

I like how Pence's patented catchphrase "I'm a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order" has proven to be, in actual fact, inverted.

There's a simple anti-Benghazi-virus shot involving circles and dots I can sell you for a reasonable price.

With the money D.B. Cooper robbed from that plane.

I was in a weird, experimental phase at that time. Don't judge.

He's leaving to follow his real dream; professional Battlefield Earth historical reenactor.

This is like when Tony Soprano found out Paulie Walnuts had a painting of him (Tony) altered to look like a general. Only Tony had the good taste to be skeeved out by it.

Damn it…Uh, you know…Alfred's supper secret nickname that only true, deep DC fans know, obvs.

A series in which Albert attempts to slowly drive Bruce insane, by like moving the entrance to the batcave, or swapping out his costumes for older style suits, etc. would be fun.

"Assuming this isn’t some elaborate con…" Are you suggesting DC might be gaslighting us?

"It’s speculated that Soviet spy cameras saw the shuttle in development from the outside and that design was imitated." Yeah, at some point the Jennings really start phoning it in.

Yeah, not a joke I would make on the original missing-announcement article, or if she weren't safe and healthy. But as she is, we turn on that Simpsons joke tap.

The daughter contains contain potassium benzoate…That's bad.

I'm not usually a "that government is best that governs least" kinda guy, but with these guys in office, I'm totally down.

I really wish I could unread those Piers Morgan tweets (and the idiotic comments on them). I feel like I should send Chelsea Handler a gift basket or something to try to mitigate the damage of Morgan referring to her as 'naughty'.

The Spruce Goose took off that year too. Coincidence?

I was certain it was "rake meme."
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S…