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It's about time they started thinking outside the bun.

Moving forward, I hope they can diversify their content into a more streamlined, synergistic alignment that gains more of the millennial mind-share and leverage it into a more robust paradigm.

The melancholia's on the house.

Hey, I own one of those and I don't look like a douche. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pop my collar, put my sunglasses on the back of my head, and ride this hoverboard over to the vape shop.

"Homeward Bound"

Maybe it's not Alt-Right, exactly, but reading his shit article titles, and insisting it's a "Chris Pine superhero movie" places him firmly in the idiot troll realm.

Exactly. If not for this article I would have remained blissfully ignorant of this shitheel's existence. Now he's an known Alt-Right Knight. He's boosting his profile and career. He's winning.

How could we? He's cool. He's always been cool.*


*Note, no source was found to corroborate this assertion.

She's not dead, though. She's just a recluse, presumably doing yellow-face for her own enjoyment alone now.

Troy: What's wrong with me?

What about being required to vote, on penalty of a fine? (While simultaneously making it exclusively mail-in ballot?)

Photoshop? You know what I should have photoshopped? That time Eartha Kitt banged me in an airplane bathroom. What? It came up organically.

That's not bad. Although "I know where she drinks" must be a reference to her ashtray-adjacent couch.
ETA: and Albert would have to have become a believer in the past 25 years.

That's my guess; Audrey doesn't make sense, though that's what people want. Although, the real world reporting (as well as The Secret History) seems to be noticeably coy about Annie…

If so, his sexual partner should have a seat.

Jesus fuck. People are blaming her? My imagination isn't rich enough to foresee the full, splendent awfulness of people.

Tomorrow's headline:
Uber Sues UNESCO for Having a "U" in its Name.

The Autobiography of F.B.I. Special Agent Dale Cooper gives an alternative explanation, for what that's worth. And there's a scene in The Missing Pieces that suggests otherwise as well.

And why doesn't Spider-Man dance anymore? Remember the Spidusi?