But she’s a WOMAN OF COLOR YOU SHITLORD.

Because I don’t understand NASCAR? Nooooope.

“I disagree.”
—Tiger Woods
/Tees up ball, fires it at Jordan Spieth’s nuts

Being too full of shit? Balances things out, n’ all.

It was a day game, so I don’t really see it as a big deal. Not like the kid was out at 11 pm. And it is, KKKANUCKISTAN, and not the evil US, so I’m sure they parents are already crowing about the free medical care they would have received had anything actually happened.

How about no reporter is allowed in any locker room?

Until Hope Solo is confronted by a pack of reporters wrapped in a towel and with her hair still wet from a shower, a reporter can’t play the sexism card at being denied access to a fucking locker room.

RA Derek graduates this spring and goes on a job interview. Hiring manager glances at his resume— exactly the same as every other kid who just graduated— and, searching for anything to discuss with this 22 year old in the too-big suit, sees UConn.