Urban Meyer and Ohio State are relieved that he has moved on to the NFL so they didn’t have to bench him for the first half of the game versus DeVry University.

Any evidence indicating Greg Hardy is not in fact a “perfect monster?”

It’s too early to tell, but it’s usually a safe practice to side with the person who did NOT play for Urban Meyer.

I really, really hope it isn’t Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky.

I was more surprised when I found out that hot, local singles won’t bang me tonight.

It’s good to see that the England players have unified a nation that was tearing itself apart 5 hours ago by offering themselves up as a sacrifice. Superb.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

The amazing thing is how I’m blocked by Darren Rovell and Trillballins is not.

Very disappointed you guys apparently can’t recognize a flawless arrangement of "Yellow Ledbetter" by Pearl Jam.

3rd matters to the extent that 3rd goes to the CL group stage and 4th goes to the playoff. Nothing to do with Liverpool though.

If we do not fire Roberto Martinez I will literally cut off my butt

No, they can’t. If Liverpool win the Europa, 4th place still gets the CL play-in round. This has been mentioned in almost every EPL Screamer post for the last month.

The NBA should consider regularly hosting All-Star weekend in areas that don’t have pro basketball. Places like Vegas, Omaha, Philadelphia, etc.