Yu gotta be kidding me!

I can’t even see the ads on the giant billboards in the outfield in this tweet. Wtf Darren? You’re slipping.

This stadium was built for the Olympics and is very oval-shaped! Yippee! Also there’s a weird mound of grass at one end with temporary stands. The Olympic torch is to the left of this video, which USC lights between the 3rd and 4th quarters. It is neat. I hope the Rams do the same.

As pointed out elsewhere, he can still get a bronze through the repechage.

Oksana has the benefit of competing in one event for a country that doesn’t have an entry in the team competition. For the most part, it’s really hard to return for the US because you have to stay AMAZING in multiple events. Before this Olympics, we haven’t had a returner since 2000.

Therein lies the problem... The fact that this team had two returners is insane. The US hasn’t had a single female returner since 2000. McKayla Maroney, Shawn Johnson, Nastia Liukin, etc... All amazing, all one-timers.

They probably became okay with it when they realized that Quarless is “God’s Gift” (yes, he has that tattooed on his triceps).

In fairness, in Minnesota it’s too cold to leave your house for those last four games of the year.

Drew,

You should file this to LOLSPURS.

“Oh noooo” just about sums it up.

Hernandez came in 2nd in the all-around at trials and was rumored to be disappointed that Karolyi didn’t let her try to qualify for it here (she competed in 3/4 on team qualifying night, when she would have needed to compete in all 4). She might actually have beaten Aly.

Fun fact: the only reason we qualified in 1996 is because the host nation is allowed an entry in every event, no matter how shitty they are at that sport! We haven’t actually qualified since 1988, and we finished 12th.

I would call it Central PA, as everyone there does. No need to add an adjective, as it’s less than 50 miles from the geographic center of the state.

Having grown up in Altoona, you are doing just as much meth as the residents if you think it’s in South-Central PA.

Better translated as “There was definite sabotage because how else would you explain cement blockages in the plumbing?”

Who stays at work until 530 on New Year’s Eve?

I’m 95% sure you can't.

I thought the Irish guy behind the boombox man was drinking directly out of a bottle of Bacardi 151, but on second glance, I think it is sadly just wine.

Oops nevermind. Thought you were referring to Hunger Strike.