Hmm. So that's what it would look like if a person had no hip bone.

No but as usual the ability to bitch and moan over how victimized you are by the video game industry is still free.

Snyder: "And as you can see, we are very saddened about the age of the current stadium - in fact, you'll notice I'm playing a very sad song on the world's tiniest violin, which I had to have custom-made for me, because the original model was too big for me to play."

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

I think you mean a handful of games and a shitload of DLC.

A surprisingly picturesque scene from a barren, icy rock. The subject is a Minecraft map called Frozen Mining Moon, created using WorldPainter by Moonti of Planet Minecraft. You can download the map from the project's page here, and there's more renders below, along with a lovely flythrough video from EnderWorkbench.

I had that in Milan, i ripped it off and threw it in the guys face, before we knew it there were about 4 of them around us, one big guy, asking for money, I said 'I only have Swiss Francs' his reponse 'it is fine, we will take that' I said 'no you won't' and walked on fast and said loudly to leave us alone....had this…

Bingo, and this is the part that particularly drives me nuts. Drinking is an integral part of socializing in our culture — we drink with friends, we drink with potential lovers, we drink with business contacts! It's a flat out fact, from someone who doesn't drink and has been called out on it constantly ("I don't…

I seem really sexist when I say this to certain people.

i don't know, but Philly used to have a basketball player with an awesome 'fro-Julius "Doctor J." Erving!

The Bucs and Incognito make sense. Since Schiano left they've had a big void at Left Asshole.

Well, bully for him.

I just assumed that was something racist too.

What hypocrites. For years, the league looked the other way while the Islanders took a dump on the ice every night.

The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

"Appears to be holding a wad of $100 bills when giving a thumbs-up"

Agree, except I would stretch this out to every other team as well.

I about hit that point with tartar sauce one night. Our genius chef had put some fried seafood dish on the menu and insisted we didn't need tartar sauce. Our super-motivated opening staff apparently decided "less work for us" and didn't make it anyway out of common damn sense like we usually did. So I'm there, alone…

I love how BCO always appears right around when i break for lunch...