This is not fair at all. Unfortunately, I can't declare bankruptcy after purchasing a ridiculous amount of alcohol, because I did it with money from student loans.

There was an immediate call by House republicans to pull all funding for Boys & Girls Clubs.

What a diSACKtion!

It could be the refocusing of sex ed from abstinence only to something based in reality. Or it could be Teen Mom scaring the pants off everyone under the age of 20.

So Malik Gill is rapey for providing underage people drinks or rapey for not providing underage people drinks? You said either way he sounds rapey. How am I supposed to feel?

"Now who's going to slice?!?!"

Obviously this has nothing to do with race! Oh... wait. Nevermind.

That's what's known as a "Canadian gloryhole".

It seeks unspecified money damages.

The HomeDepot has a really good program for this kind of thing. You can sign up for a line of credit. If approved, you have 6 months to make your purchases against that line of credit, and then the bills come due. When we were looking into it, it was only an 8% APR, which is way cheaper than a credit card, and for…

Look. If you're an American who doesn't think the police treating peaceful protests in Ferguson with the level of invading a hostile enemy city is over reacting, I just don't know what to say to you. Obviously, you're an idiot.

Yeah I think they sell them at Dumb Starbucks

Nobody puts drunk, shirtless guy in the corner.

Alcoholism.

Bell Biv DeBlount

The smell of a lit Blount rang the alarm Bell for the cop.

"Virginia's appear" made me laugh because I immediately thought of this:

I HAVE SO MANY PERFECT GIFS FOR THIS!