The Bucs and Incognito make sense. Since Schiano left they've had a big void at Left Asshole.

Well, bully for him.

I just assumed that was something racist too.

What hypocrites. For years, the league looked the other way while the Islanders took a dump on the ice every night.

The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

"Appears to be holding a wad of $100 bills when giving a thumbs-up"

Agree, except I would stretch this out to every other team as well.

I about hit that point with tartar sauce one night. Our genius chef had put some fried seafood dish on the menu and insisted we didn't need tartar sauce. Our super-motivated opening staff apparently decided "less work for us" and didn't make it anyway out of common damn sense like we usually did. So I'm there, alone…

I love how BCO always appears right around when i break for lunch...

This is not fair at all. Unfortunately, I can't declare bankruptcy after purchasing a ridiculous amount of alcohol, because I did it with money from student loans.

There was an immediate call by House republicans to pull all funding for Boys & Girls Clubs.

What a diSACKtion!

It could be the refocusing of sex ed from abstinence only to something based in reality. Or it could be Teen Mom scaring the pants off everyone under the age of 20.

So Malik Gill is rapey for providing underage people drinks or rapey for not providing underage people drinks? You said either way he sounds rapey. How am I supposed to feel?

"Now who's going to slice?!?!"

Obviously this has nothing to do with race! Oh... wait. Nevermind.

That's what's known as a "Canadian gloryhole".

It seeks unspecified money damages.